I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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