Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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