If i come over, it means nothing
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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