He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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