I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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