I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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