My hair reeks of homosexuality.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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