i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
