We're like a lot better than the average bears
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I can't turn off my feet"
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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