hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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