I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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