is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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