He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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