hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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