His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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