He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Randomize
