I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
