Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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