Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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