i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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