I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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