I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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