you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Randomize
