Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
