hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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