After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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