I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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