So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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