bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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