: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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