My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize