Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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