it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
