I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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