Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
