I'm going to jail i love you
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
