I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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