just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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