Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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