i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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