Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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