Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
