In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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