You're completely useless in the revolution.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The chlamydia really affected his face.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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