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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  it was like his penis was on wheels.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.

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• (951): View more from California

  I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine

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• (562): View more from California

  Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers

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