I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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