what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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