ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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