I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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