It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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