I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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