you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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