The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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